You too can be like Scomo by following his exclusive training manual

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Since becoming Prime Minister Scott Morrison has shown a rare mastery of one of the essential skills of politics. After his mighty effort on the Foodbank funding cuts, the Owl thought others might benefit from Scomo's training manual

How to do a backflip

Also known as a back tuck, a somi, or a salto, a back flip is one of the most impressive and easily recognizable skills in gymnastics. With this move, your body makes a 360 degree rotation, beginning in a standing position and landing in a standing position. Whether you're looking to become a gymnast or just want to impress your friends with your cool new skill, you can get the hang of flipping backwards—if you're willing to invest some time and effort.


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