A political singalong: If you knew Sussie

The Owl is introducing a new feature as he gets into the swing of a new political year - the political singalong. And who better to honour first up than:


To do the honours and lead the chorus we have



Sing along with Eddie.


I have got a sweetie known as Susie,
In the words of Shakespeare, "She's a wow!".
Though all of you
May know her too,
I'd like to shout right now;

If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie,
Oh, oh, oh what a girl!
There's none so classy
As this fair lassie,
Oh, oh, oh my goodness what a chassis!

We went riding, she didn't balk;
>From the country,
I'm the one that had to walk!
If you knew Susie
like I know Susie,
Oh, oh what a girl!

Susie has a perfect reputation,
No-one ever saw her on a spree!
Nobody knows
Where Susie goes,
Nobody knows but me!

If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie,
Oh, oh, oh what a girl!
She wears long tresses
And nice tight dresses,
Oh, oh, what a future she possesses!

Out in public, how she can yawn;
In a parlour, you would think the war was on!
If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie,
Oh, oh what a girl!

She'll spend Sunday morniong praising The Lord,
But on Monday, she's as dizzy as a Ford!
If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie,
Oh, oh what a girl!

I had a moustache, and trained it like a pup,
She's got such hot lips, she kissed it once and burned it up!
If you knew Susie
Like I know Susie,
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh , what a girl!



(Transcribed by Peter Akers - April 2011)

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