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A little bit of impersonation by Georgie Downer caught presenting a cheque which protocol says she may not be entitled to and then bowls up a died in the wool liberal operative as an “independent “ anti -Labor wringer all on her Sunday Bloody Sunday.

I hope my fellow West Ham supporters will forgive me but the Canberra bubble merits a political singalong So.

In a post earlier today the Owl ventured the opinion that we are in for our lengthiest election campaign ever because Prime Minister Scott Morrison has his bus at the ready and is off and driving. Tweeter Lucien Ey has thoughtfully supplied suitable musical accompaniment. And here's the soundtrack: https://t.co/RgzlTBbAlz — Lucien Ey (@PollHereford) November 4, 2018

Goodness me the man was still talking this evening. Talking to Alan Jones no less. PM Scomo is proving to be a political motor mouth. The Owl reckons a theme song is necessary.

Don't tell me what to do  And don't tell me what to say

Hardly surprising... check back in a month for any real sense.... https://t.co/1VExhMkjEg — Chris Kenny (@chriskkenny) August 26, 2018

Singalong

The former Country Liberal Party Chief Minister Adam Giles trying his hand as a television personality with the United Patriots Front leader Blair Cottrell who has a criminal history, including being found guilty last year by a magistrate of inciting contempt, revulsion or ridicule of Muslims Sky News deserves all the opprobrium it’s getting. But let’s also not forget this is a supposedly mainstream Australian conservative politician happy to pose and grin next to a neo-Nazi Something has gone terribly wrong in this country pic.twitter.com/BCOP1344VV — Adam Gartrell (@adamgartrell) August 5, 2018 Perhaps this jolly singalong should be played as an introduction to Sky's political programming.

Steven Seagal @sseagalofficial , who is a Russian citizen, has been appointed as a special representative of the Russian Foreign Ministry @mfa_russia in charge of the 🇷🇺 #RussiaUS 🇺🇸 humanitarian ties ➡️ https://t.co/JxYrEdqoig pic.twitter.com/9Mo6CDxLF7 — Russia in USA 🇷🇺 (@RusEmbUSA) August 4, 2018 BBC news reports Russia has appointed the US actor Steven Seagal as a special envoy to improve ties with the United States. Seagal was granted Russian citizenship in 2016 and has praised President Putin as a great world leader. Born in the US, the martial arts star gained international fame for roles in the 1980s and '90s like Under Siege. He is also one of the Hollywood stars accused by several women of sexual misconduct in the wake of the #MeToo campaign, which he has denied. Steven Seagal faces sex harassment claims Steven Seagal denies Bond girl assault Harassment in Hollywood: Who's been accused? @realDonaldTrump has not commented.

In fine Tory tradition Slomo blames consumers for corrupt Bank culture #auspol #bankingRC Scott Morrison tells Australians to be better consumers - The New Daily https://t.co/IsSI318Aqv — Brendan O'Connor (@BOConnorMP) August 4, 2018 And this great quote from the Treasurer trying to prove he is really a comic: “It’s the bacon and egg principle. The chicken is involved, but the pig is committed”.

The Guardian   captures the mood as the Mayo votes come in. The Owl reckons this music will suit Georgina Downer in the morning.

One Nation employs army of @PaulineHansonOz cardboard cut-outs for #Longman by-election. #auspol https://t.co/id1gYnOrPY pic.twitter.com/0b3LrlSrGF — The Courier-Mail (@couriermail) July 26, 2018 That story surely merits a political singalong.

. @CraigKellyMP : We can't fix things that's happened in the past. It is best if the leaders US and Russia have a good talking relationship, if that means looking over things Russia has done in the past then that's the price we pay. MORE: https://t.co/OZbNyyas5r #newsday pic.twitter.com/qhbGrAVGlz — Sky News Australia (@SkyNewsAust) July 18, 2018 Anthony Maslin , the Perth father whose three children were killed on MH17 which was shot down in 2014, accused US President Donald Trump of "kissing the arse" of Russian President Vladimir Putin at their Monday summit. Liberal backbencher Craig Kelly responded to the grieving parent by saying Russia's involvement should be "looked over" for the sake of good relations. Death of a Clown will be the appropriate song when Mr Kelly loses preselection.

LNP candidate in the crucial federal Longman by-election, Trevor Ruthenberg, has admitted he wrongly claimed to be the recipient of a military medal he did not earn. https://t.co/a2qHyl186t — The Courier-Mail (@couriermail) July 16, 2018

Mark Latham has come to the aid of Pauline Hanson by making robocalls for One Nation in the Queensland by-election seat of Longman And tonight the pair further develop their new political marriage with a joint appearance on Sky News starring Graham Richardson as the best man. It is something worth singing along to.

WENDY: Peter where do you live PETER PAN: It's a secret place. WENDY: Please, tell me! PETER PAN: Would you believe me if I told you? WENDY: I promise. PETER PAN: For sure. WENDY: For sure! PETER PAN: I have a place where dreams are born, And time is never planned. It's not on any chart, You must find it with your heart. Never Never Land. It might be miles beyond the moon, Or right there where you stand. Just keep an open mind, And then suddenly you'll find Never Never Land. You'll have a treasure if you stay there, More precious far than gold. For once you have found your way there, You can never, never grow old. And that's my home where dreams are born, And time is never planned. Just think of lovely things. And your heart will fly on wings, Forever in Never Never Land. You'll have a treasure if you stay there, More precious far than gold. For once you have found y...