A $50 billion restaurant lunch led recovery

Sir Lunchalot Owl did a little calculating at lunch yesterday on the wondrful potential of the Liberal Party's plans to allow small businesses to each claim an annual $20,000 for lunches and other entertaining.

With his calculator and immaculate printing on a restaurant napkim he worked out that Australia's 2,589,595 small businesses could get a tax free $51,791,900,000,000 from this planned government generosity.
The shadow Treasurer Angus Taylor reckons the cost will be far, far lower - perhaps just a couple ofhundred million. The real Treasurer Jim Chalmers is atill learning the politicas game and is lumping for an annual cost of $1.6billion.
Sir Lunchalot, with 50 years experience as a small businessman behind him, has much more faith in his peers than these other-worldly polliticians. Aided and abetted by accountants who know the ability to clip a ticket from a rort when they see one, will surely encourage small businessmen to jump at this opportunity to have a cheap day or two out.

See the earlier post Sir Lunchalot's comeback




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