Somebody's got a new leader or something. Have they really. But what about Fevola? Why didn't Carlton replace him? Goodness me. There's a teacher having a lesbian affair with a student! And how did Suellen die in Sydney? What about that idiot who chipped away at a mountain for 14 years with a hammer and chisel so he could park his truck? Well, we're running out of water up here and a Mum smothered her baby while breastfeeding. Those were the most read news stories this morning they want us to pay for at News Limited sites. Get those politicians out of here. The silly season has begun.